Urban Tandoor

By Rachel Waters

Shared by Rachel Waters on July 8, 2025

Clearing dutty plates Scraping dutty plates Urges to peck Urges to pinch Bark your orders yeah that’s fine by me Give me ambition Give me purpose Are you enjoying this? Cuz I’m deffo not Sag aloo, yummy yummy yummy For you and you, not allowed for me Buttery, garlicky naans They look so good Spices galore, everywhere I turn Pickles, zahr atta, crispy poppadoms Chicken legs, bajhis, raita and more Keep up the singing u beautiful kp Somehow always smiling and happy Give me your positive outlook Not an email, the perspective Take me home Put me to bed Please just let this shitty shift end But don’t freaking flex me The pot needs filling The purpose purposing What even is this So silly I wanna believe I can be good But am I? Probably not

Description

A silly poem I wrote after a limber shift at Urban Tandoor